Do you want to read a funny joke?!
Question: If you do you'll have to post one yourself as an answer because I don't know any.
Answers: If you do you'll have to post one yourself as an answer because I don't know any.
Blond Jokes (no offense to all u blonds out there):
Once a blond called 911 yelling, "My house is on fire! My house is on fire!" The person on the other side replied, "Okay, now how do we get there?" There was a pause then the blond replied, "Duh, big red truck?"
There were three girls wandering lost in the desert, a blond, a brunnette, and a redhead, when suddenly a genie appeared! The genie created a large slide and told them to slide down it and yell out a liquid and they would land in a big vat of it. The redhead went first. "Water!" She yelled, and immediantly landed in a large pool of water. The brunnette went next. "Gatorade!" She yelled and landed in a pool of gatorade. Then the blond went. As she was sliding down the slide she yelled, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"
Three guys were lost on a mountain, a redhead, a brunnette, and a blonde. Suddenly a genie appeared. He told them that if they ran at the edge of the cliff and shouted something, then they would immediatly turn into it. The guys were a little suspicous at first but decided to give it a try. The redhead ran at the cliff and shouted, "Hawk!" He immeditaly turned into a hawk and flew away. The brunnette went next. "Falcon!" He yelled, turned into a falcon, and flew away. Next te blond went, he ran, stumbled, and yelled, "Crap!"
What is black and blue and brown?
A brunnette who has been telling too many dumb blond jokes.
:-P
I dont know any either....