Funny of not ?!
Question: 95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at hospital.
He turns up two days later with empty jar.
Nurse asks why no sample?
He says sorry but i tried with my right hand,then with my left!
Then my wife tried with both hands! Then with her mouth,first with her teeth in, then with them out.
Then we got Ethel from next door to try! but it was no good we just couldn't get the lid off the jar!!!
Answers: 95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at hospital.
He turns up two days later with empty jar.
Nurse asks why no sample?
He says sorry but i tried with my right hand,then with my left!
Then my wife tried with both hands! Then with her mouth,first with her teeth in, then with them out.
Then we got Ethel from next door to try! but it was no good we just couldn't get the lid off the jar!!!
lol, fantastic, belly laughing!!!!
the oldies are always best!
lol hilarious hahaahahahahahah
have a star you joke genious
heard it before, but still funny! :)
funny of not
too old - heard soooooo many times
funny
lol...
not. Its just so old
Im kiddin its really funny and to be honest I'v never heard it before.
ha yours is too short, i heard one of the same story but longer and better. try not to shorten so much haha
lol!
funny!
That`s a good joke ha ha ha ,,,,
Enjoyed that,cheers.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Very funny... ;0)
Cool........if I had to do it I would dress the jar in fishnets like the ones oranges sometimes come in, and maybe a bit of lippy! x
hehehe! very funny