Another wizard joke?!
Question: A wizard comes into a tavern, and puts a small figurine on the bar. He mumbles a short spell over it, and the figurine turns into a 12 inch tall gnome with a piano. The gnome starts playing, and soon everyone in the small tavern is dancing merrily to the tunes.
The bartender asks the wizard where he got the little gnome, and the wizard produces a small lamp.
"If you rub this lamp, a genie will emerge, and he will grant you one wish."
The bartender starts rubbing the lamp, and as the wizard foretold, a genie came forth.
"I grant you one wish", the genie states.
The bartender replies quickly: "A million pieces of gold!"
Suddenly, the tavern fills up with rotten arms and legs and heads and meatpieces, all rotten and stinky, and as they stand there, nauseated and half paralyzed from the stench, the genie states:
"There you go, a million pieces of ghoul!", then promptly dissapears.
The bartender stares angrily at the wizard, and asks him why he didn't tell him the genie was a bad-of-hearing prankster.
The wizard softly replies:
"Did you really think I asked for a 12-inch PIANIST?"
Answers: A wizard comes into a tavern, and puts a small figurine on the bar. He mumbles a short spell over it, and the figurine turns into a 12 inch tall gnome with a piano. The gnome starts playing, and soon everyone in the small tavern is dancing merrily to the tunes.
The bartender asks the wizard where he got the little gnome, and the wizard produces a small lamp.
"If you rub this lamp, a genie will emerge, and he will grant you one wish."
The bartender starts rubbing the lamp, and as the wizard foretold, a genie came forth.
"I grant you one wish", the genie states.
The bartender replies quickly: "A million pieces of gold!"
Suddenly, the tavern fills up with rotten arms and legs and heads and meatpieces, all rotten and stinky, and as they stand there, nauseated and half paralyzed from the stench, the genie states:
"There you go, a million pieces of ghoul!", then promptly dissapears.
The bartender stares angrily at the wizard, and asks him why he didn't tell him the genie was a bad-of-hearing prankster.
The wizard softly replies:
"Did you really think I asked for a 12-inch PIANIST?"
Good joke, thanks for making me smile!
Funny
Haha LMAO
Haha, anything penis related is a winner. Well done.
Kewl !!
i liked the first one better! this one was good though.
Should have asked for Salma Hayek
Funny ace joke,,,
i wish.lol
lol thats good, never saw that coming
lol
Priceless again!!! Whatta joke...yoi and double yoi!!! You indeed would be a welcome addition to Colbert Nation.
ha ha ha loving this one
Hahaha
ohhh this is hilarious... good job!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
lol...very funny
quite funny, thanks 4 the laugh
lol similar to the 12 inch BIC lighter
oh that's just gross. but really funny. lol did you make that up? it's really good!