Two more jokes?!
Question: A man in his 50's was sitting on a bench. A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet. The old man stared. Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring. Finally, the teenager said sarcastically:
"Whats the matter, old boy, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man replied:
"Got drunk once and f**ked a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son!
a blonde a red head and a brunette decided that they
were going to go to the desert
so they did
the red head brought a sandwich and everybody was asking her why she brought a sand wich
and she said i brought a sandwich in case i got hungry
the brunette brought a bottle of water
everybody asked her why she brought water
and she said i brought water because if i get thirsty i can drink my water
the blonde brought a car door
everybody asked her hy she brought a car door
and she said
i brought a car door so that when i get hot i can open the window and stick my head out
Answers: A man in his 50's was sitting on a bench. A teenager sat down next to him. He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue & violet. The old man stared. Whenever the teen looked, the old man was staring. Finally, the teenager said sarcastically:
"Whats the matter, old boy, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man replied:
"Got drunk once and f**ked a peacock. Just wondering if you were my son!
a blonde a red head and a brunette decided that they
were going to go to the desert
so they did
the red head brought a sandwich and everybody was asking her why she brought a sand wich
and she said i brought a sandwich in case i got hungry
the brunette brought a bottle of water
everybody asked her why she brought water
and she said i brought water because if i get thirsty i can drink my water
the blonde brought a car door
everybody asked her hy she brought a car door
and she said
i brought a car door so that when i get hot i can open the window and stick my head out
Lol Honey I loved that I'm red haired and just had blonde high lights put in my hair,here have a star.xxxx
cool
Loved the peacock one, absolutely comic xxx
2 classic jokes still makes me chuckle
Funny! 100!
good joke ha ha ha ,,,,,
Peacock joke is best among the two.
It puts the youngster in place properly.
very good
lol
cool joke its really funny the peacock one especaillyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
pmsl..very funny
what does predicule mean?
is it a blonde term for prejudiced?
I am also blonde, naturally, and have never heard the term predicule before!
gud
liked the peacock one lol
Good jokes but please don't be prejudiced to blondes, good jokes though!