Where are my socks?!
Question: Where is the school?
What happened to the number 3?
Where does my soul lye?
Am I dead?
How many fingers am i holding up?
Why DID forest run?
How many questions have i asked?
Does this sign really have sharp edges?
Does chewing gum after meals help prevent plaque?
Why did Huckabee run?
Am i really who i claim to be?
Does pi ever end?
How irrational is irrational?
Is the blue box really the cheesiest?
Am i really lovin' Mcdonalds?
Is elvis really dead?
Is Toyota really moving forward?
Is Burgerking really the king of all burgers?
Did old yeller really die?
Is this considered spam?
If I travel faster than the speed of light will go into the future?
Are diamonds really a girls best friend?
Why can't cats be man's best friend?
My don't my kangaroos change colors?
Why must the broccoli die?
What is Pee in 100 different languages?
How many men will die this year due to beard infernos?
Who moved my cheese?
Who is the lord of the flies?
Does chicken soup really help the soul?
Answers: Where is the school?
What happened to the number 3?
Where does my soul lye?
Am I dead?
How many fingers am i holding up?
Why DID forest run?
How many questions have i asked?
Does this sign really have sharp edges?
Does chewing gum after meals help prevent plaque?
Why did Huckabee run?
Am i really who i claim to be?
Does pi ever end?
How irrational is irrational?
Is the blue box really the cheesiest?
Am i really lovin' Mcdonalds?
Is elvis really dead?
Is Toyota really moving forward?
Is Burgerking really the king of all burgers?
Did old yeller really die?
Is this considered spam?
If I travel faster than the speed of light will go into the future?
Are diamonds really a girls best friend?
Why can't cats be man's best friend?
My don't my kangaroos change colors?
Why must the broccoli die?
What is Pee in 100 different languages?
How many men will die this year due to beard infernos?
Who moved my cheese?
Who is the lord of the flies?
Does chicken soup really help the soul?
under your bed
in my head ( get out i say)
do you really one two know
your what
not yet
just one that special one
to find his box of chocolates
8
don't know touch it and see
that's what they say but i just like for my tung to tingle
still asking that question myself
i have rarely met anyone that is who they claim to be
the pi ends here
pretty freakin nuts
only to the ignorant
see my mcdonald's poem below
mcdonald's is my kind of place
hamburgers in your face
french fries up your nose
ketchup between your toes
mustard in my crack??
I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!
if he didn't before he did when his daughter married michael
yeah right
no my husband is
not in the movie but in real life yes
maybe to some people
i don't know but you might get a cow lick
no chocolate is
because they are independent like woman
dogs are codependent like men
because you haven't takin enough acid yet
because the apple keeps the dr away
have no idea
wow never thought of that
is was that damn cheese fairy again i told her to leave you alone sorry about that
the zipper
don't know but it sure tastes good
yep pi does end.
The answer to all these questions lies in the riddle of the two faced nuder spatula. and it is best served cold. Mawh ha ha ha haaa....
i dont get it
1. up your nose, around the corner, and down the lane
2. it ran away from your face
3. in heaven when you die
4. yes you are
5. idk how many you are, but im holding up one. can you guess WHICH one????
6. because you asked that question
7. now you've asked 7. in all you've asked 30.
8. depends what sign you terd
9. depends what gum ur chewing
10. because he was scared when he saw you writing all these stupid questions
11. if you claim to be gay...
12. on a calculator, yes.
13. as irrational as your face
14. if it has blue cheese on it, yes.
15. only if you want to get sick
16. yes. they found him in his bathroom because he took an overdose on drugs.
17. no, because you forgot to put it in drive you idiot
18. burgerking is married to the dairy queen and they have a daughter named wendy. in otherwords, yes.
19. yes, bc his owner shot him. and no if someone else named their dog old yeller.
20. LA DUH
21. no you dumbo
22. i take back my gay comment because if you dont know the answer to that, theres no WAY you can be gay. the answer is YES.
23. because cats sit around like snobs and lick themselves trying to look perfect while dogs get down and dirty to listen to their owners.
24. not MY dont. WHY dont. and they dont because they dont have to.
25. because you breathed on it. dude, you need a tic tac!!
26. why do you care?
27. however many you set on fire
28. whoever ate it.
29. your mom
30. not the chickens soul.
your socks are on my feet sorry i ran out of clean ones
the number 3 ran away with the number 4 and now they are carrying the number 7
your soul lies where your heart lives
no i checked your pulse and it's fine
3
he just felt like running
7 including this one
i asume so but i'm not gonna test it out on my fingers
if you chew the right kind of gum it does
i dunno who that is but he like forrest probly just felt like running
i would hope so but online you never can tell
yes it does i think
it's pretty irrantional
no i think velvetta is
god i hope not
yes
yes it is
no not really
i think so
who cares i like spam
hmmm maybe why don't you try it and let meknow
no not really i prefer black pearls
they have no reason to
it must not! i like broccoli
i have no effin clue
i guess 7
sorry i was hungry
his name is tom
no but it helps a tummy ache