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Question: Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!


Answers: Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

That's a good one!! Never heard it before!!

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and she fainted ~ Hehehe

Hahahahaha... funny stuff.

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HAHA! Funny! Idk any good sites to go to to find funny jokes but I get them emailed to me ALL the time! Here is one of my favs....

A woman and her husband were invited to a costume party. The husband was all excited and just about ready when the wife told him she had a headache and didnt want to go.

"I have a headache right now. I dont even have a costume to wear there tonight. It slipped my mind to pick one up. You can go ahead and go though."

"Are you sure?" Replied the husband. "Yes I am sure. I am just going to take some Aspirins and get some rest."Responded the wife.

The husband gave himself a few more glance overs before he headed out the door. Kissed his wife and left for the party.

About an hour later, the wife was feeling better and not sleepy at all. She decided to get out of bed and head to the party after all. She swung by the costume shope and grabbed a costume to wear.

When she arrived to the party, she was amazed to see her husband having the time of his life. He was all over the dance floor in his costume wooing, and wowing the crowd. The wife stood back and watched him and his growing flirtatious ways. She decided to play a little game w/ him.

She walked up to him on the dance floor and started to be very seductive towards him. Dancing up on him and getting as close as she possibly could. She could tell he was getting very aroused so she pulled his ear to her lips and asked if he wanted to go somewhere alone. He excitedly shook his head yes. She seductivly lead him outside to a secluded spot of the yard and she made wild, passionate love to him and when they were done, he asked her name. She wispered to him and told him he would find out someday but not right then. She softly kissed him and disappeared for rest of the night.

She went home hid the costume and climbed in to bed as though nothing happened. Her husband finally came home and she sat up in bed and asked him how his night went.

"It wasnt very fun at all when I first got there." He said.

"Oh it wasnt? Well, why not? Didnt you enjoy being around your friends and all the dancing and stuff?" the wife played off.

"Oh I didnt dance a lick! I was so bored about to leave when Hal and the guys invited me back to the other room and we sat and played poker all night."

The wife getting angry b/c she knew what happened and he was lying to her! "Not one dance at all, huh?"She asked arms folded head slightly cocked and a twitch forming in her foot. "Had to have been hot sitting all night playing poker in that costume all night long dont ya think!?" She asked him trying to bust him in his lie.

He got a big grin on his face and said "Yeah, it was actually! Thats why I lent it to your brother! He forgot to get a costume and apparently he had ONE HELL of a night!"

LOL! That is great! Got tons and tons saved in my email. Hope you enjoyed it! LOL!

Cute!

Very Funny!!!



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