Be Strong?!?!
Question: A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it.
He finds a young couple in bed.
He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and starts kissing her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants to go all the way, dont resist, dont complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too...
Answers: A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it.
He finds a young couple in bed.
He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and starts kissing her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants to go all the way, dont resist, dont complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too...
The guy whispered to her that the husband is sexy. He wants to go to the bathroom to get the vaseline to have fun with the husband.
I can't believe many of you didn't get it.
Good joke. LMAO. Thank for making my day.
Haha poor guy lol
why would he need vaseline?
But other then thaet it was very funny!!!!!!! LOL
twas a goodie and deserving of a star
i didnt understand
what a bum deal .lol
lmaro
hah
i told this joke before
i fell down and my brother pisssed his pants
haha.
i've heard this one before.
but its still a good one.
=]
hahahaha...bummer
I didn't understand the vaseline part.
Omg that was really funny!!! Have a *
LMAO!! I loved it! *star*
lol..................... hahhahhahahha.................. that was great i mean i didnt suspcet such an enging lol
Hilarious. Have a star
funny funny!! star star ;) oh, jk i can only give you one! ;)
hah thats a really good one im sening this to my friends