Best Irish Joke?!
Question: John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
Answers: John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life!, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and
Get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two
Stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to sh@g ya both."
"Fook off you liar!".
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
Ha! ha! ha! good one.....
must be - thats the third time I have seen it on here
Good one
I got one !!
What did the irish guy say to the other irish guy
Rrrrrrrrrrrr you ok ??
hahahahahhahahha
Apparently there is an Irish Suicide Bomber Veterans club...
I'm surprised they remember to go.
The numbers are shrinking as they keep getting hit by parked cars.
Well, I hadn't heard it before,
cracked me up! ;-P
Great joke lol.
Hahahahah that was a real good one eh.
Heheh nice one, I also enjoyed Windows joke:)
hmm my hubby would love this one!!!!!!!!!!!
thats good :)
Good one
lol.like it
lol
lmfao x
This is absolute hilarious I laughed my head off lol hahahhaha
very good, but windows is better
It's better than mine:
A two-seater Cessna plane crashed over a cemetary in Ireland. The emergency services have recovered 1,302 bodies so far, but think this total will rise as excavations continue throughout the night.
HAHA lol that is hilaroius
hahaha! good one
IL try and remember that one brill
LOL My wife can pull my ears anytime she wants.