Jokes........no offence?!


Question: Why are blond jokes so short?...........So men can understand them

Read each line aloud
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
***Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top

A blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers
The brunette sighs and says, "Oh, ****, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.....for no reason."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal,don't you like getting flowers?"
The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"


Answers: Why are blond jokes so short?...........So men can understand them

Read each line aloud
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
***Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top

A blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers
The brunette sighs and says, "Oh, ****, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.....for no reason."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal,don't you like getting flowers?"
The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

haha veryyy funny. i'm blonde too and i take no offense to blonde jokes

Very good

eyy im not a dumbass lol
lovin the blond jokes lmao
*Stared*

You have let down the blondes again bubbles

Those are really funny jokes ecspecially the first one!

LMFAO!!! I am not a blonde, but this was hilarious!!

Loll
first ones good ツ
x

lmao...star.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha Ha Ha! Ha! Ha!

Great joke!!!

funny and entertaining

wow you made me feel like a dumbass then made me laugh,have a star

lmao...funny

cool.

good one

cut i liked the first one

love the blonde joke but only took about ten seconds to read the other one so don't get it lol

lmao i love them have a big star! :)

ha ha very good, it took me longer than 40 seconds though

u ddnt make these up i was reading these on a website the other day, i ddnt think it was that funny anyay

hehehehehe lovin it!! x

lol!
Very good!

haha

LOL!!!

that blond one was hilarious. I'm going to got tell my husband it right now.

Lol Honey thanks for the laugh,here love have a star and don't take notice of them little nasties love.xxxx

heard of all of them. they are old to me.



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