WHO"S HORNY TRUE or FALSE?!


Question: Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,
"You know, I don't know what else to do.

Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking,I turn the headlights off before get to the driveway.

I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.take my shoes off before I go into the house,I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds.

I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.

I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up! the steps,
throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the *** and say,

"WHO'S HORNY".....?!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep!


Answers: Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,
"You know, I don't know what else to do.

Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking,I turn the headlights off before get to the driveway.

I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.take my shoes off before I go into the house,I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds.

I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.

I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up! the steps,
throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the *** and say,

"WHO'S HORNY".....?!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep!

Classic...hahaha...is it ur story....don't be shy come on....LOL

Haha

Good one

hahahah, Gold.

lol so true

Thats a good 1

hahahahaha good one

ha ha ha ha ha ...:-)

OK. well to be honest i don't think this is funny, in the slightest

haha like that

omg that is hilarious...

now that deserves a star!

Nice!

LOL, funny.

lmao

HaHaHa!

That's hilarious!

gr8
vry gudd
i luved it
fantastic
i couldnt stop laughing
i fell off ma chair
u made ma day
keep it up...............

bahahahaa

good one bruv. ;)

Classic

hahaha that's a good one.

lol where do you get all these from?

funny

Yip another good one have a Star

hahahahaha.

that was good.

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

hahahaha........

funny!!

ROLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PMSL...............

still laughing!!

Ha ha ha.



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