WHO"S HORNY TRUE or FALSE?!
Question: Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,
"You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking,I turn the headlights off before get to the driveway.
I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.take my shoes off before I go into the house,I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds.
I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up! the steps,
throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the *** and say,
"WHO'S HORNY".....?!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep!
Answers: Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,
"You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking,I turn the headlights off before get to the driveway.
I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.take my shoes off before I go into the house,I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds.
I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up! the steps,
throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the *** and say,
"WHO'S HORNY".....?!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep!
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Haha
Good one
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OK. well to be honest i don't think this is funny, in the slightest
haha like that
omg that is hilarious...
now that deserves a star!
Nice!
LOL, funny.
lmao
HaHaHa!
That's hilarious!
gr8
vry gudd
i luved it
fantastic
i couldnt stop laughing
i fell off ma chair
u made ma day
keep it up...............
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good one bruv. ;)
Classic
hahaha that's a good one.
lol where do you get all these from?
funny
Yip another good one have a Star
hahahahaha.
that was good.
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
hahahaha........
funny!!
ROLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PMSL...............
still laughing!!
Ha ha ha.