Irish Joke?!


Question: An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears.
"This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!"shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says "£1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit,''
I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.." says the Irishman


Answers: An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears.
"This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!"shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says "£1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit,''
I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.." says the Irishman

Good one...Gerard must have been absent when they were handing out the sense of humour. This troll has reported me too for a Paddy joke...saddo!Eoghan k must have been bunking off with him on that day too.

rubbish

That's good! Mighty original!!!

Dat's tellible!

(Hee hee!)

Well thats a riot LOL. Great Joke :) 2 thumbs up and a star for you! :)

lol

dats ow yertel em.lol

That's well funny :)

nice one. I thought he would be sent home and told to return if there was any change in his condition.

that was shite you racist wank3r

a grand joke!! good work fella

i am reporting this ..it is racist

lol good one



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