Here's a joke that'll give u a good chuckle?!
Question: A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room of a nearby hospital where the awaiting doctor takes a look and says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do." "I haven't got the fingers." The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? This is the age of medical advances. We've got microsurgery and all sorts of incredible techniques! Why didn't you bring me the fingers?" "Well, heck, doctor. I tried, but I couldn't pick 'em up!"
Answers: A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room of a nearby hospital where the awaiting doctor takes a look and says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do." "I haven't got the fingers." The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? This is the age of medical advances. We've got microsurgery and all sorts of incredible techniques! Why didn't you bring me the fingers?" "Well, heck, doctor. I tried, but I couldn't pick 'em up!"
ROFL - thats a good one, hahaha! did u think that one up? cuz thats good.
That was really stupid he could have picked them up with his elbows or mouth or toes.SOMETHING.
omg lol u could totally turn that into a red neck joke hahahahahaha
HeHeHe
*giggles*
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Good joke. I liked it. : ) Star for you!