2 Jokes, give star, could get Magic 10?!
Question: 1 MOSQUITOES WITH TORCHES
A foolish man was eating his food in a dark room.Mosquitoes were troubling him so he started eating under the table where there were many fireflies.he said
"THE MOSQUITOES ARE COMING WITH TORCHES!"
2 HALF BAKED CAKE
Boy:Give me the cake
Mother:but it's only half baked
Boy:Then give me the half that's baked
Answers: 1 MOSQUITOES WITH TORCHES
A foolish man was eating his food in a dark room.Mosquitoes were troubling him so he started eating under the table where there were many fireflies.he said
"THE MOSQUITOES ARE COMING WITH TORCHES!"
2 HALF BAKED CAKE
Boy:Give me the cake
Mother:but it's only half baked
Boy:Then give me the half that's baked
people are so rude. you're supposed to tell him the truth [they're not all that good], than encourage him [you'll think of another one] and leave a NICE comment [I like your hair]. See how easy it is? All those are true by the way.
Sorry. Those are really not funny.
Ugh.
nice jokes and I gave u a star so cna I get the magic 10?
Really good jokes.....star here !
They suck.
OMG That's soo funny! milk came out of my nose. i'm not going to ask u for the Magic 10 like everyone else, sure i deserve it, but it's totally up to u, u funny FUNNY person!
Sick of people giving stars and sucking up to get 10 points.
keep the 10, they sucked
Those were actually kinda funny, number 2 was better though.
The 2nd is funny . . . .
Here's a star
that's funny, lol
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