Good Eve Me Duckies!!!On the day of their wedding,a groom makes his bride promis!
Question: his desk.She agrees and 25 years later curiosity overcomes her and she has a peek inside.In the desk she's surprised to find 3 golf balls and a huge pile of cash.Later that say she confronts her hubby and demands to know what is going on."I'll confess,"says the hubby."Every time I've had an affair I've put a golf ball in the desk."You've had 3 affairs?"sayts the wife."Well,I'm not not happy but after 25 years I suppose I can live with it.Now tell me,where did all that money come from"?"Well"says the hubby."Every time I collected a dozen balls,I sold the."
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What do men and police cars have in common?
They both make a lot of noise to klet you know they're coming!!
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What does the rooster have that a man wants?
A hard pecker!!!!!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are you shaking for?
She's going to eat me!!!
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There me Duckies enjoy and pls have a wonder full Eve!!!
Love you All.xxxx
Answers: his desk.She agrees and 25 years later curiosity overcomes her and she has a peek inside.In the desk she's surprised to find 3 golf balls and a huge pile of cash.Later that say she confronts her hubby and demands to know what is going on."I'll confess,"says the hubby."Every time I've had an affair I've put a golf ball in the desk."You've had 3 affairs?"sayts the wife."Well,I'm not not happy but after 25 years I suppose I can live with it.Now tell me,where did all that money come from"?"Well"says the hubby."Every time I collected a dozen balls,I sold the."
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What do men and police cars have in common?
They both make a lot of noise to klet you know they're coming!!
****
What does the rooster have that a man wants?
A hard pecker!!!!!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are you shaking for?
She's going to eat me!!!
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There me Duckies enjoy and pls have a wonder full Eve!!!
Love you All.xxxx
Excellent jokes, as always... xD
Here's a star! *
PS. Your new avatar is cute :)
I like the banana joke the best!
WOW! Superb jokes! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!! Here's a star for you Sweetie!!!
Nice one, hope he washed his balls before selling them.
Hy up me duck.....is that all..no more questions then...........lol...to many for me to take in at this hour....
don't quit your day job
GR8
LMAO
very funny have a star.
Good ones! Funny! 100!
Wonderstar. Funny, funny, funny. I like your sense of humour. Keep the jokes coming
lol..brilliant