11 people on a rope.....?!
Question: 11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to designate a person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope,because as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general,
and she was used to always making sacrifices, with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.
Well I laugh...
Answers: 11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to designate a person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope,because as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general,
and she was used to always making sacrifices, with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.
Well I laugh...
Just reading some of the answers here...come on people....its a brilliant joke. When guys tell jokes about women, the women laugh and give great feedback...so come on guys...stop acting like women. Gender jokes are so cool.
no i laughed too
You really think men are that stupid.
I didnt laugh
lol, i heard this same joke, only the ten people were blondes and the other was a brunette. And they were taking so long that the brunette offered to just sacrifice herself and let go before the rope broke eventually anyways. That was her speech. But yeah, then the blondes all...clapped. lol I liked that one better. Gender jokes aren't very fair. But blonde jokes is more about the behavior of a stereotype. and hey everyone can agree a dumb stereotype is dumb and stupid to take seriously. Plus, not all men are the same, but all blonde stereotypes (regardless of what color their hair is) are the same. so it's more realistic.
lol
oh thats funny, cuz they all clap and fall.LOL.
Thats a good one. :D
men...issues lol
More realistic as a blond joke, but still funny.
Is this a "Supreme Court" joke?
laugh at you darling
I was laughing tooo and the men are like so bad and cruel I think....I mean, woman give birth, babies are born, without woman, there would not be alot of people in this world....unless the men decided to do it.....that would be plain weird.....
a little funny..haha
That was REAL CUTE!!!! hahahahahahaha
good one sweetie. wink wink!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
Ha, ha, ha!
That was a really good one!!
(still laughing!!!)
10/10 + *
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
:D
i have heard it like 100 times...really didnt tickled me at all..
very funny ......lmao
hey hey, it was an nteresting one - i'll give you tt :]
Good one!
hahaha women rule
ahahahaha....... though it took me a second to get it,,,, i laughed out loud.... haha,,, really..
that's funny, thanks.
hm strange haha
I don't think it's funny that women would have to be in that situation for men all the time, especially over something as dangerous as hanging on to a rope with 10 other men.
lmao v v v funny thx