Healing power?!
Question: One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio. They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church. The preacher said, "If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you."
So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart.
The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis.
The old woman looked over and said, "He said he could heal, not raise the dead!"
Answers: One Sunday afternoon an older couple was listening to a holy station on the radio. They were about 98 years old and so frail, they couldn't walk to church. The preacher said, "If you put one hand on the radio and one hand on whatever you want healed I will heal it for you."
So the old woman put one hand on the radio and one hand on her heart.
The old man tried to not let the old woman see but he put one hand on the radio and one hand on his penis.
The old woman looked over and said, "He said he could heal, not raise the dead!"
LOL!!! HA! HA! HA!
It is nice one,
You remind me about a desperate old lady of 80's.
She also tried to raise dead one, so she learned some Indian rope trick, and tried it to her husband, she was surprised to see the blanket on him raised in the middle for about some inches, but was disappointed seeing his pajama rope was erected instead of his dead thing.
lol oooooooh dissed! ja ja good one...