Funny joke# 2?!
Question: A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
Answers: A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
LOL
true
nice
was funny the 1st time i read it.
this one goes around alot on here.
well not really that funny lol
haha
Haha that was funny!
hahaha!
Hehehe, good one, I get it, He got her to kiss his ****.
that is hysterical- good joke
wow....
funny
HAHAHAHAHAHAA LOL ME N My 2 bros were laughing ma *** of NIce one LOL :D
hahahahahahah!!!! XD
Lol! Very funny.
that is kinda funny
that's awesome
cute
mmmm luv 2 see my inlaw kiss my a**
LOLZ! that is so funny. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i can't stop laughing.
ha ha nice one.................. keep it up.
Ha ha ha, another star for you,l love it, he he he.Love Jo xx
My god that was funny... I laughed till I cried! if I could give you ten stars I would :)
not my kind of joke
its not that funny.
lol good joke, i mean really good....................... so lucky man!!!
Now this is a Joke