Beer Vs. Vagina...funny ?!
Question: 1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a
hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make
a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina
your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's
definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point
of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call
it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten
vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation
may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a
legend.
One point to VAGINA
Answers: 1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a
hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make
a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina
your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's
definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point
of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call
it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten
vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation
may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a
legend.
One point to VAGINA
that's awsome!
I put that on my friends myspace. It's too funny.
Oh now panos looks like the beer won. What a surprise. pmsl
WOW
LMAO
VAGINA CONQUERS ALL AT THE END OF THE DAY
wen your liver is all messed up who are you gonna turn to then?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!VAGINA!!!!!!...
I love this one.. thanks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lol
PMSL LOVE IT I,, DRINK TO THAT
haha that is funny!! I am a woman, and find it funny, but i have a sense of humor... thanks for the giggle, and i dont drink.... but i still found it funny
you have to swallow beer. vagina swallows you.
One point for vagina
Hilarious especially 13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. That is so true. You deserve a star, and 20 or so beers. After that i'll buy you some vagina. Whoooo!
OMG I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS
ROFLOLMAO
Speaking of Vaginas that reminded me of this one question I had seen recently where this dude had put Great Stuff Foam in his GF Vagina to see how long it was
lmao!
Very good - an indication that you can even get yours into the end of a bottleneck!
1. With beer you always know when it will squirt in your mouth.
one point beer.
2. With beer you always know the size and what you'll get before you drink it.
one point beer.
3. With beer the bottle always stays hard no matter how long you rub it.
one point beer.
4. Beer doesn't have balls you have to play with in order to get the beer to come out.
one point beer.
5. Beer usually always has a man attached to it. Same with penis.
one point beer.
help me ladies.
that was fun.. thanks
i can't wait to show this to my husband he is gonna DIE laughing
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ha ha funny
LOL!!!!!
very funny, lol....
lol i have to admit this is perdy funny...
hehehe! what are you like
great one
My husband is gonna die with laughter!!
Thanks for sharing!!
The conclusion is great! xD
Here's a star! *
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
ale drink to that.lol
lmao!!!!!
ALL MY VOTES GO TO SUSAN R.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOO! lmfao! i loved that Panos! thanks!
LOL, star, hilarious.
stupid