Ernesto the Careaker...funny ?!
Question: At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor? This
is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house."
"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
"Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your
parrot died."
"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International
competition?" "Si, that's the one."
"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune
on that bird.
What did he die from?" "From eating rotten meat."
"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"
"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of one of the dead horse."
"Dead horse? What dead horse?" "The thoroughbred,
Mr. Lucky. He died from all that work pulling the water cart."
"Are you insane? What water cart?" "The
one we used to put out the fire."
"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
"The one at your house! A candle fell and the curtains
caught on fire." "What the.....!!! But there's
electricity at the house!!! What was the candle for?"
Answers: At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor? This
is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house."
"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
"Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your
parrot died."
"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International
competition?" "Si, that's the one."
"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune
on that bird.
What did he die from?" "From eating rotten meat."
"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"
"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of one of the dead horse."
"Dead horse? What dead horse?" "The thoroughbred,
Mr. Lucky. He died from all that work pulling the water cart."
"Are you insane? What water cart?" "The
one we used to put out the fire."
"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
"The one at your house! A candle fell and the curtains
caught on fire." "What the.....!!! But there's
electricity at the house!!! What was the candle for?"
oh wow,
this gives worst case senerio a whole new level
(:
poor parrot... i mean, guy. (;
hahahaha very funny lol
Right on...Need that 'special' Driver...HaHa...!!!
hahah nice one.
haha
HAHAAH!!!! I LOVE THAT JOKE!!!! IM TELLING IT TO EVERYONE
its like the only joke on Y!A that made me laugh EVER~~ hahaha
HAHAHAHA yes, yes very funny. Thats some classic stuff right there
HAHAHA LMAO, thats the best one so far.
hahaha thank you for the laugh, i wish i could remember all of this one to tell people.... good one though
hahahahaha...10/10
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Here's a star! *
Hilarious!!
10/10 and your star is on its way!! *
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
ROFL!!!!!!!!
LOL, excellent.