Noah's Ark...funny?!
Question: When the Ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting
with all the animals. "Listen up!" Noah said
with a demanding voice. "There will be NO SEX on this
trip! All of you males take off your penis and hand it in to
my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After
we see land, you can get your penis back."
After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's
cage and was very excited. "Quick!" he said,
"Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see
if there is any land out there!"
Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window,
and said, "Sorry, no land yet."
"Darn it!", exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.
This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him.
Mrs. Rabbit asked, "What is the matter with you? You
know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the
water has drained will we be able to see land. But why are
you acting so excited every day?"
Answers: When the Ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting
with all the animals. "Listen up!" Noah said
with a demanding voice. "There will be NO SEX on this
trip! All of you males take off your penis and hand it in to
my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After
we see land, you can get your penis back."
After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's
cage and was very excited. "Quick!" he said,
"Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see
if there is any land out there!"
Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window,
and said, "Sorry, no land yet."
"Darn it!", exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.
This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him.
Mrs. Rabbit asked, "What is the matter with you? You
know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the
water has drained will we be able to see land. But why are
you acting so excited every day?"
hee hee.
i wonder what ms. rabbit thought of mr. rabbit haveing the horses receipt?
and i wonder if the horse had to get the rabbits receipt.
hahahaha.
Great early morning joke panos thanks
not bad
wow lmao thats so retarted but funny...horses receipt
LOL LOL LOL!!!!
LMAO
thats really funny!
lol...Why would someone be excited about using someone else's penis?
ahahaha i get it, the horse' is way bigger!
I don`t think so
good one can i pass it along
yeah... very funny.....
lmao...very good*
hahahahaha!!!!
that was amazing !
a * for u!
Poor Mrs Rabbit!!!
LOL!!
:)
Ha, ha, ha!!
Well you made me laugh!!
Star time!! *
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
hahahahaha
cute
Ha ha ha
Lol Honey poor Mrs Rabbit,here have a star.xxx
thtas sick you dont take Gods things like that.You sicko.