Here's some for the kiddos?!
Question: What's a pirate's favorite restaurant?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-bys
What do you do if you get swallowed by an elephant?
Run around and around and around til you get pooped out.
What's long and hard and full of seaman?
A submarine.
What goes in long, hard and pink, but comes out wet soft and sticky?
A stick of chewing gum.
OK, the last 2 weren't for the kiddos afterall. Hope you liked them anyway. :-)
Answers: What's a pirate's favorite restaurant?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-bys
What do you do if you get swallowed by an elephant?
Run around and around and around til you get pooped out.
What's long and hard and full of seaman?
A submarine.
What goes in long, hard and pink, but comes out wet soft and sticky?
A stick of chewing gum.
OK, the last 2 weren't for the kiddos afterall. Hope you liked them anyway. :-)
nice, very funny.
funy
I see, well the children do like spending time on Yahoo! Answers.
So, what's the question?
Yeah they're cute riddles :P
What's the exact shape and size of an elephant but weighs nothing?
lol. They were alright.
Not the best, but it's all good.
LOL pretty funny, but the second one would be funnier without the word "out" at the end. Otherwise, some old classics!
Sick man I only liked the last 2 lol
pretty good.............nice n simple
Okay, I'll give you credit for that last one. :)
Now I gotta inflict it on some of my dirtier-minded female friends...
i don't really care about your question but I knoe The questiopn to Kristina's: It's Shadow!