Rude jokes?!


Question: Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hookker?
A. A hookker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgassm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.


Answers: Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hookker?
A. A hookker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgassm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

They cracked me up the third one was really good, here's one more for ya.

Q:What does a pizza boy and gynaecologist have in common?
A: They can both smell it but they can't eat it.

Rude butt good.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! These are great! Thank you!

Sweeeeet !

Ha, ha. Here's another

Q What's 6 inches long , 2 inches wide, and thrills women?
A Money!

HAHAHA but on a lighter note..........................

u are on a roll

Q. How do you stop your girlfriend from giving you a BJ?

A. Marry her.

Lol Honey you can have 10 stars for all of them,thanks for the laugh.xxxx

LMSUIAO Some very funny ones there Thanks

they areall f*****g funny good one mate

well done.........star.

Hahahaha. Those r too funny. I thought the orgasm one and the mixed feelings were the best. Lmao

haha those were good. i love the last one

I loved them all. They are all true! *star* for you.

You have an honorary (but meaningless) ten points from the old Boomer.

Humor, rude or otherwise, is the greatest gift in life. Excepting maybe the ability to marry into a good Dunn & Bradstreet...

those were hilarious lmfao

great hee hee



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