Farmer's Daughter and the Bee?!
Question: A farmer was out working in his fields when he had to pee really bad.
He was quite a ways from the house so he just climbed off his tractor and peed in the clover.
As luck would have it, a bee decided it was lunch time and zapped him right on the end of his doo-lolly.
It really hurt terribly, when he remembered that buttermilk was known to relieve bee stings.
He dashed to the house, opened the fridge, poured a glass of buttermilk and started to soak his doo-lolly!
What a relief! he sighs.......
Then he heard a gasp and saw that his 16-year-old daughter was in the doorway, looking wide-eyed at what he was doing! He turned to her and said,
"Now don't tell me you've never seen one of these!"
She replied, "You're right, Daddy,
I have.
It's just that I've never seen
one being reloaded!!
Answers: A farmer was out working in his fields when he had to pee really bad.
He was quite a ways from the house so he just climbed off his tractor and peed in the clover.
As luck would have it, a bee decided it was lunch time and zapped him right on the end of his doo-lolly.
It really hurt terribly, when he remembered that buttermilk was known to relieve bee stings.
He dashed to the house, opened the fridge, poured a glass of buttermilk and started to soak his doo-lolly!
What a relief! he sighs.......
Then he heard a gasp and saw that his 16-year-old daughter was in the doorway, looking wide-eyed at what he was doing! He turned to her and said,
"Now don't tell me you've never seen one of these!"
She replied, "You're right, Daddy,
I have.
It's just that I've never seen
one being reloaded!!
Never heard that 1 before! Thanks for the "new" joke for me to tell.
lol :)
Have a star!!
very cute.
:::cute:::
wow....
is it bad that I just barely could get past "doo-lolly"?
LMAO
funny joke, but what is the question?
mm-mm-mm
how are you gonna vote 'best answer' on this one? ;o)
"Most guys have cookies with their milk"?
good good.
Funny, but????
That's a good one
Lol, funny.
Have a star!!
:) x
funny