Man comes to a farmhouse...?!
Question: A man is lost and stops at a farmhouse for directions. In the yard, he sees the farmer. Next to the farmer was a pig with 3 legs. The man asked the farmer, "Why does the pig have only 3 legs?" The farmer said, "Well, he's a very special pig. Last year, the house caught on fire and the pig woke me up and dragged me to safety. He saved my life." The man said, "Wow! But why does the pig only have 3 legs?"
The farmer said, "Well, he's a very special pig. Last month, a burglar broke into the house, and the pig attacked him and knocked him out. Then he ran over to the sherriff's office and got help." The man said, "That's wonderful, but why does the pig have only 3 legs?" The farmer said, "Well, with a pig this special, you can't eat him all at once!"
Answers: A man is lost and stops at a farmhouse for directions. In the yard, he sees the farmer. Next to the farmer was a pig with 3 legs. The man asked the farmer, "Why does the pig have only 3 legs?" The farmer said, "Well, he's a very special pig. Last year, the house caught on fire and the pig woke me up and dragged me to safety. He saved my life." The man said, "Wow! But why does the pig only have 3 legs?"
The farmer said, "Well, he's a very special pig. Last month, a burglar broke into the house, and the pig attacked him and knocked him out. Then he ran over to the sherriff's office and got help." The man said, "That's wonderful, but why does the pig have only 3 legs?" The farmer said, "Well, with a pig this special, you can't eat him all at once!"
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Aw. That's kinda ... weird. =]