Long joke, but good!?!
Question: Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
One day the pastor came by and she showed him into her sitting room.
She invited him in while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ. Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
Answers: Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
One day the pastor came by and she showed him into her sitting room.
She invited him in while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ. Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
oh my god that is sooooooooooooooooo good i am goin to tell that to everyone i see today!
LOL LOL lol lol lol LOL LOL
nice clean grandma joke....
thumbs up!
Nice 1 lol I'm gonna link grandpa to this xD
OMFG
that is sooooo hilarious!!!!
hava star 4 that 1!!!!!
LMFAO! that is a nice one!
That is so funny. Nice old lady joke.
lmao...star.
lol that is very funny. you almost killed me lololol
thats great
That was great. Thats way better than those dumb racist jokes.
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Funny one lol :) !!!
Thats so funny!! I can't stop laughing!!
More Jokes Please!!