No Toilet Paper?!
Question: One day this man was driving for hours through the country side and needed to go to the bathroom urgently. He sees an old store off the side of the road, pulls up and proceeds to the bathroom. When he was done dumping his captains log, he looked around and noticed to his shock there was no toilet paper and a sign on the wall - "Sorry, there is no toilet paper, but if you wipe your **** with your index and middle fingers and stick them in this hole they will be licked clean." The man thought to himself that that was nasty and that he was not going to do that. So he sits for a further hour trying to figure out what to do, and eventually realizes that although its nasty, that he would do it. So he wipes his **** with his fingers and sticks them in the hole. Then a man on the other side slams two bricks onto the mans fingers so hard the unbelievable pain causes him to shove his fingers in his mouth.
Answers: One day this man was driving for hours through the country side and needed to go to the bathroom urgently. He sees an old store off the side of the road, pulls up and proceeds to the bathroom. When he was done dumping his captains log, he looked around and noticed to his shock there was no toilet paper and a sign on the wall - "Sorry, there is no toilet paper, but if you wipe your **** with your index and middle fingers and stick them in this hole they will be licked clean." The man thought to himself that that was nasty and that he was not going to do that. So he sits for a further hour trying to figure out what to do, and eventually realizes that although its nasty, that he would do it. So he wipes his **** with his fingers and sticks them in the hole. Then a man on the other side slams two bricks onto the mans fingers so hard the unbelievable pain causes him to shove his fingers in his mouth.
ROTFLOLAPMP = Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud And Peeing My Pants !!!!!!
OMG THATS FRICKING BRILLIANT!!!
nasty
EWWWWWWWW - funny but disgusting
SICKO
ewww dirty but funny lol..
Oh, I think I know that store ......
when I heard that joke 40 years ago... the finger was hit by a mallet!! :-)
Nice 1, but grandad needs to stop linking me to funny stuff to do with poop :P
HAR! HAR! HAR!
that's quite good....!
EWW!
LOLOLOLOL!
hahahahha!
Funniest joke ive heard in ages!
Star for you!
hahahaa!!
GROSS !!!
But funny too...
Please have a star.
Aaron.
OOOHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA
HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHGAHGAHAHAHHAHAH
omgeez
thats SOOOOOOOO funny
lmao...star.
yuck! that was gross! but funny! sta~r!
lol so nice!!!!
eaww
* for ya
lol very good 10/10 thanks for the laugh, you can have a star!!!
hahahahaha! superb..
the sucker fell for it .lol
*in a english voice as if it were like a rich gentleman* *ahem* very very funny and nasty
lmao :D
I POSTED THIS JOKE 2 NIGHTS AGO!!!!!!!!!
well you shouldn't stick your two fingers up should you