Are you sure he's dead?!
Question: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
Answers: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
OMG, that is the funniest joke I have heard this year.
lol funny
nice joke lol very funny
really a good friend!
nice joke .
Thats pretty funny
funny - you sure nailed that one-2pts
NICE
ahahahahahahahaa love it
Is it a fun?
LOL Funny
lmao
Nope, not funny, Yo.
nice one
that's funny, I like that, lol
Lol.He killed his friend.
ROFL!
Im pretty sure he is now
haha!