Well hope the kids are enjoying these yes or no?!
Question: Q. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A. To win the nobell prize
Q. Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
A. They wear snow caps.
Q. Why did the balloon burst?
A. Because it saw a lolly pop!
Q. Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
A. Because he wasn't very hungry.
Q. How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A. Buccaneer
Q. When is a car not a car?
A. When it turns into a garage.
Q. If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest of the three?
A. The baby, because he's a little Bigger!
Q. What did the carpet say to the floor?
A. "You go ahead I'll cover you"
Q. Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A. He wanted to get to the second-hand shop!
Q. What flower grows on your face?
A. Tulips
Q. What is a computer's favorite dance?
A. Disk-o
Answers: Q. Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A. To win the nobell prize
Q. Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
A. They wear snow caps.
Q. Why did the balloon burst?
A. Because it saw a lolly pop!
Q. Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
A. Because he wasn't very hungry.
Q. How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A. Buccaneer
Q. When is a car not a car?
A. When it turns into a garage.
Q. If Mr. and Mrs. Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest of the three?
A. The baby, because he's a little Bigger!
Q. What did the carpet say to the floor?
A. "You go ahead I'll cover you"
Q. Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
A. He wanted to get to the second-hand shop!
Q. What flower grows on your face?
A. Tulips
Q. What is a computer's favorite dance?
A. Disk-o
LOL...all r fantastic..want to give u 10 stars.....hahahah
hahahahaha............
starred!!
very cute and clean, good for you for doing this
Cute =)
My little cousin enjoyed these
*STAR*
thumbs up!!!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
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cute :)