Some more for the kids to laugh at yes or no?!
Question: Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll
Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A. ME!!!
Answers: Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll
Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A. ME!!!
hahahah...kids will really enjoy them...thanks from them to their sweet uncle who loves them a lot...they know it now..
Aww. My son will enjoy them.
lol
did you make them up yourself?
those are funny they made me laugh and im a teenager! lol did u make them up yourself?
i am in thin air
hahahahaha!!
liked them!!
aww, well done,thank you the world needs more people like you thanks
funny,
funny...
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Love your jokes!
Ha, ha, ha!!
My grandaughter's gonna love them!!
Cheers!
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