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Question: THE POLITE WAY TO PEE

During one of her daily classes, a teacher
trying to teach good manners, asked her

students the following question:

Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with
a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you
have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be
rude and impolite."

"What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?
Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go
to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's sti ll not very nice to say
the word bathroom at the dinner table."
"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for
once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for
a moment? I have to shake hands with a very
dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to
after dinner.

The teacher fainted

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Answers: THE POLITE WAY TO PEE

During one of her daily classes, a teacher
trying to teach good manners, asked her

students the following question:

Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with
a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you
have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be
rude and impolite."

"What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?
Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go
to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's sti ll not very nice to say
the word bathroom at the dinner table."
"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for
once and show us your good manners?"

"I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for
a moment? I have to shake hands with a very
dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to
after dinner.

The teacher fainted

Please star if you like it!!!

This one is worth more than just a star=D It got me to laughing and a good start to my day=D Keep up the excellent work!!
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Thanks,
Rags37:):)

HAHAHA
very nice
i love lil johnny jokes

excellent !!
we can always rely on little Johnny to say something funny

hahahaha i just love lil johnny........hehehe...i posted this joke here last month and someone reported it as a violation, it was suppose to be a joke rite????????

hahaha that's great!

LOL! Very good and funny!

TEE HEE thats a good one

You figure that answer from 'Little Johnny' lol

lol good 1 keep it up

Little johnny is at it again! that kid always has something witty to say.

lmao!

HAHALOLZ. *Star!

hahaha!! lil' johnny's funny lol

never heard that before. thanx for the laugh

lol thanx for the laugh
really needed one
it's so cute =)
STAR



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