A fart poem?!
Question: A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.
Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.
A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.
So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.
Answers: A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.
Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.
A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.
So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! this is So great!! I printed it up to take home to my son!! HE will love it!!!
Haha
Good one
very goodone,haha.you too are a good poet uh!
Yes I think it is.
ROFL....very very good one.
hahaha thats great.
good sense of humour.
=)
my gudness!
farting so many dif farts must hurt u, yeah?
well, @ least it helped u 2 b able 2 write a very gud poem
congrats
very funny......
HAHAHHAHAHAHA where did you get that? that is sssssssssooooooooo funny.....pick me as your best answer PLEASE.......hahahaha...lol....star for u..haha
sense of humor?...i think somebody meant to say "sense of smell"
cool
cute. well done.
very good
lol..........very amusing!!!
like it.
xxx
Lol! The poem was so cute!
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10