What is the funnitest joke you know??!
Question: it has to be a real knee slapper!!
Answers: it has to be a real knee slapper!!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interupting cow.
Interup...
MOOO!
What is pink and hard???
A pig with a flick knife
Ok ok ok two jews walk into a bar
No achmed i dont want
Jews in your bar? u racist bastard!!
2 guys walk into a bar
you think the second one would notice!
why is santa's sack so full?
cos he only comes once a year
A man walks into a bar and sees a monkey in a cage behind the bartender. The man says, "Dude, why do you have a monkey behind the bar?"
The bartender says, "Oh, watch this... I let him out and he gives me a blow job if I hit him on the back of the head. Check it out." So the bartender opens the cage and lets the monkey out. Immediately, the bartender smacks the monkey on the back of the head and the monkey starts giving the bartender a BJ. The bartender looks at the guy and says, "Wanna try?"
The guy think for a moment and says, "Sure, but could you not hit me so hard?"
Q: What's black and blue, and doesn't want to have sex?
A: The 10yr old in the trunk of my car.
wanna hear a funny joke?
women's rights
your mommas so old!
She took her driving liscense on a dinosuar.
your momma is so ugly, when she walks into the bank they turn off the security cameras.