Contest!!!?!
Question: In this contest, you have to write the funniest paragraph you can come up with, that sounds like it's coming out of a romance novel. It can be as crazy and silly as u like. Best/funniest paragraph gets the points. Good Luck!
Answers: In this contest, you have to write the funniest paragraph you can come up with, that sounds like it's coming out of a romance novel. It can be as crazy and silly as u like. Best/funniest paragraph gets the points. Good Luck!
It started with a look. Steamy at first, his look was so hot it melted her butter. In fact butter was his choice of affrodisiac for the evening. after the first sensual kiss and lick on the chin Jacob took a fresh stick of Land O Lakes and rubbed her body down with it. " What could be better than 324 pounds of fresh white meat woman rubbed down with land o lake butter. " he thought to himself. "
" Lord this is freaky." Jessie told herself as Jacob was beginning to cover the buttered spots on her legs with bacon. "But what can I say? Freaky is the definition of me."
"Jacob, get some mayo while your at it."
suddenly the door to the room flys open it was the mother of the 13 year old teenage boy Jacob.
"What are you doing?"
" Cooking Breakfast?"
Ohhh I love you.
its going to be kinda like a soap opera
i love you but im your sisters dads mothers uncle cousins second brother but just because i am doesnt mean i dont love you .really.yes.well im your dads uncles sisters mother. oh my gosh!!!
Once up[on a time, a homeless man was walking down the street, to his house. then he saw a . she was prettiful! and he liked her. he needed water. she had water. he blew up from his thrist, and the went over to him, and walked away. she spilled water on his head so he wouldnt be thristy anymore!! YAY!!! pick me 4 best asnwer plez!! ayayayay!
well lets see...um....she was walking with her walking in the stary evening night..the moon was glistening and so was the $2o dollar candle. i made a lovely picnic dinner for her as we layed by the lake with our life jackets incase an emergency plan needed to take place due to the rising lately of seas and lakes due to glbal waming. she wore a beautiful siler dress which blew my eyes out maing me have togo to the nearest hospital due to eye surgery. i was shocked and then had to be sent to the traumatic centre. at least i had the last piece of my heart- it was her...
haha its not really funy but yeh thats all i cold think o haha =]
Sundenly Lance and carly were runing towrards each other in a feild of lovely roses. Carly pushed her lips out ready for a kiss. a peace of air was on the ground so she tripped. the thorns scraped her arms. Then lance picked her up and kissed her......but he kissed her neck and carly called him a sexest and slapped him. He finally admitted he wasnt in love with her but the beutiful...Parris Hilton. Then paris comes running in a jail jump sutie. then he kisses her and Carly goes "WHAT HAPPENING!!!" then they all lived happily ever after.
......no, i wont eat the cat poop. ok one bite, but thats it.
Camille was prepared to meet her lover. She had a brilliant idea. Turn up at his back door, and then, just before he opened it, take off all her clothing. She had originally thought of getting a transparent lingerie to wear, but decided he would never tell the difference, and naked would save her wallet some pain. Maybe, if he saw her boldness, Jonathan would even agree to marry her. When she finally took off her clothing, Camille knocked on the door. After a couple of seconds, Jonathan opened the door. She flashed a smile at him, but he showed no response. For a minute, he stared at her, saying nothing. Then, he broke the silence. "So, I see you finally bought that sheer nightie we looked at in the mall. Though I don't remember is being as creased on the mannequin." After that day, nobody ever saw Jonathan again.