Three Ladies Getting Old! daft as a brush this one!?!


Question: Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."

The second lady chimed in, "Yes, some times I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."

The third one responded, " Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them "That must be the door, I'll get it!"


Answers: Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."

The second lady chimed in, "Yes, some times I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."

The third one responded, " Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them "That must be the door, I'll get it!"

good honest clean joke!

daft enough for a star!*

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Great joke!!!

hahahaha...star....

good one!!

older the better,thats funnee!lol.

Daft yes but funny - made me laugh!

ah ah!good..

funny one our kidda!!keep em rocking!!

mmm kinda funny! xx

haha star for you chicka!

awwwwwww it will happen to us all one day xx ava star xx



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