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Question: a little girl is in the car with her mom she asks "mom how old are you?" the mom says "thats not something you ask a woman" she askes "mom, how tall are you?" the mom says "honey, you are asking personal questions"
she asks "mom, why did daddy divorce you?" the mom gets mad and says"thats not something to ask your mother!"
the next day at school the little girl tells her friend, the friend says to check her drivers liscence, its an adults report card
so the next day in the car the girl says "mom, i know your 32" the mom says "howd u know that" the girl says "mom, i know your 135 pounds" the mom is too shocked to say anything the girl says "and i know why daddy divorced you" the mom says "why?!" the girl says "you got an F in sex!!"
Answers: a little girl is in the car with her mom she asks "mom how old are you?" the mom says "thats not something you ask a woman" she askes "mom, how tall are you?" the mom says "honey, you are asking personal questions"
she asks "mom, why did daddy divorce you?" the mom gets mad and says"thats not something to ask your mother!"
the next day at school the little girl tells her friend, the friend says to check her drivers liscence, its an adults report card
so the next day in the car the girl says "mom, i know your 32" the mom says "howd u know that" the girl says "mom, i know your 135 pounds" the mom is too shocked to say anything the girl says "and i know why daddy divorced you" the mom says "why?!" the girl says "you got an F in sex!!"
very funny..:-)
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Funny!!
That's very funny!
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