Jesus plays golf. JOKE . Funny or not?!
Question: Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green.
The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But, just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth.As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one.
Jesus then turns to the old man and says, Dad, if you don’t stop fooling around, we won’t bring you next time.
Answers: Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green.
The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But, just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth.As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one.
Jesus then turns to the old man and says, Dad, if you don’t stop fooling around, we won’t bring you next time.
I think its Funny!!!
Who Wouldn't!? SURELY God has a sense of humour too?
Nice!
I laughed a great laughing, thanks muchly.
.
Cute!!
lol
funny
I actually laughed out loud when I read this!
:D
lol lol lol lol!!!
Thanks for the best laugh I've had today! :]
very nice!!!!!
that's a good one to tell my dad!
Funny and just to think they all are playing with their balls together !
Lol!! Star for you ;o )
I've heard this 1 b4 but it is still funny
funny ?
haha great joke. im a catholic too. very funny
not
lmao funni funni hahahahaha u made a funni lol
I have this joke as Moses commenting to Jesus. I 'm not playing with your dad any more.
LOL! only he can do such a thing
well well well, i didnt know jesus plays golf:)
Haha! Funny.
Nice one!