No toilet roll...........?!
Question: One day this man was driving for hours through the country side and needed to go to the bathroom urgently. He sees an old store off the side of the road, pulls up and proceeds to the bathroom. When he was done dumping his captains log, he looked around and noticed to his shock there was no toilet paper and a sign on the wall - "Sorry, there is no toilet paper, but if you wipe your **** with your index and middle fingers and stick them in this hole they will be licked clean." The man thought to himself that that was nasty and that he was not going to do that. So he sits for a further hour trying to figure out what to do, and eventually realizes that although its nasty, that he would do it. So he wipes his **** with his fingers and sticks them in the hole. Then a man on the other side slams two bricks onto the mans fingers so hard the unbelievable pain causes him to shove his fingers in his mouth.
Answers: One day this man was driving for hours through the country side and needed to go to the bathroom urgently. He sees an old store off the side of the road, pulls up and proceeds to the bathroom. When he was done dumping his captains log, he looked around and noticed to his shock there was no toilet paper and a sign on the wall - "Sorry, there is no toilet paper, but if you wipe your **** with your index and middle fingers and stick them in this hole they will be licked clean." The man thought to himself that that was nasty and that he was not going to do that. So he sits for a further hour trying to figure out what to do, and eventually realizes that although its nasty, that he would do it. So he wipes his **** with his fingers and sticks them in the hole. Then a man on the other side slams two bricks onto the mans fingers so hard the unbelievable pain causes him to shove his fingers in his mouth.
whoo haha! omg that was so funny! whoo hoo! i give it a 10!
ROFL!
EWW!!
haha ewwwwwwwww
LOL... gross... I wonder how the cost of paying the man on the other side of the wall offset the cost of the toilet paper.
so gross, lol
ewwwwwwwww that horrible lol
OMG!!!!! So funny and so seriously wrong!!!
eww sore fingers and why did he do it ewww pain and nasty tasty stuff good story though
Uh oh - I kinda knew this question was going to be ucky.....
What's the question?
That was funny! But really gross!!!!
LOL that is so gross.
LMAO thanks for sharing
lol thats gross but funny
nasty but funny
I would of used the sign on the wall as toilet paper
i dont get the end...?
HAHA!!! funnyyyyy
Hahaha i never heard that one before whre did you get it? that's histerical i am going to call my dad and tell him this my dad loves jokes like:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
GROUND BEEF
yeah it is stupid but if it puts a smile on his face i will take it
lol i would get up and find something! never stick your fingers in a hole
ewwww, that is really gross and funny
hahahahaha:))) So..the question is..what do you do? Well,obviously you don't listen to any sign written in the bathroom:P and you don't do anything unhealthy>:)
You yell for help, so as to prevent you from yellling from pain:D
that is just wrong lol why didnt he like take off his shirt and use it and trow it away lol no jk but im definatly carying toilet paper with me from now on lol
My brother would love this!
id have had a camera in the cubicles so that i couyld see it with me own eyes cos that would have really made me piss my sides
That man is straight up NASTY!!!!!!
As they say the old ones are the best!! But this is pushing it!!!!
Hell nawww,, thats 2 funny
Funny! 100!
Then a man on the other side slams two bricks onto the mans fingers so hard the unbelievable pain causes him to shove his fingers in his mouth