Trust....Lawyer joke?!
Question: A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial
--it went like this:
Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of
the offender running several blocks away.
Q: Officer, who provided this description?
A: The officer who responded to the scene.
Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do
you trust your fellow officers?
A: Yes sir, with my life.
Q: WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer--do you have a locker room
in the police station--a room where you change your clothes in preparation for
your daily duties?
A: Yes sir, we do.
Q: And do you have a locker in that room?
A: Yes sir, I do.
Q: And do you have a lock on your locker?
A: Yes sir.
Q: Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS WITH YOUR LIFE,
that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those
officers?
A: You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes
defense attorneys have been known to walk through that room.
Answers: A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial
--it went like this:
Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of
the offender running several blocks away.
Q: Officer, who provided this description?
A: The officer who responded to the scene.
Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do
you trust your fellow officers?
A: Yes sir, with my life.
Q: WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer--do you have a locker room
in the police station--a room where you change your clothes in preparation for
your daily duties?
A: Yes sir, we do.
Q: And do you have a locker in that room?
A: Yes sir, I do.
Q: And do you have a lock on your locker?
A: Yes sir.
Q: Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS WITH YOUR LIFE,
that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those
officers?
A: You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes
defense attorneys have been known to walk through that room.
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Good one! Funny! 100!
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Very good!!
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hehe smart :P
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Jesus Rules!!!!!!
lol so i'm guessing the cops are hiding something; :D
LOL very good
Ha ha ha v good,,,,,
egg and face come to mind.lol
Brilliant
hehe never trust a lawyer lol
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Ouch! There goes another attorney down in flames! Yes! lol.
Brilliant.
pmsl i like it
LOL
very funny