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Question: Well, 3 of hollywoods heroes, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Claud Van Damme and Jet Lee, sets out on a top secret mission when their plane crashed on an island. Some warriors on the island captured them and took them to their queen cos they believed these 3 strangers were trespassing. They pleaded to the queen for mercy so the queen said "ok, i'll let you go if you go into the jungle and bring me back a fruit, if i like the fruit, i'll let you go otherwise the consequence will be so painfull'. So off they go and Jet Lee was the first to bring the queen some grapes. The queen didnt like it so she spat it out and ordered her warriors to shove the grapes up Lee's @ss. The pain was so agonising that Lee had tears rolling down his face. Up next, Jean Claude came with apples for the queen, again the queen didnt like it and so asked her warriors to shove the apples up his @ss. When the apples were being shoved up his @ss, Jean couldnt stop laughing. Lee on the side was so confused he asked 'dud
Answers: Well, 3 of hollywoods heroes, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean Claud Van Damme and Jet Lee, sets out on a top secret mission when their plane crashed on an island. Some warriors on the island captured them and took them to their queen cos they believed these 3 strangers were trespassing. They pleaded to the queen for mercy so the queen said "ok, i'll let you go if you go into the jungle and bring me back a fruit, if i like the fruit, i'll let you go otherwise the consequence will be so painfull'. So off they go and Jet Lee was the first to bring the queen some grapes. The queen didnt like it so she spat it out and ordered her warriors to shove the grapes up Lee's @ss. The pain was so agonising that Lee had tears rolling down his face. Up next, Jean Claude came with apples for the queen, again the queen didnt like it and so asked her warriors to shove the apples up his @ss. When the apples were being shoved up his @ss, Jean couldnt stop laughing. Lee on the side was so confused he asked 'dud
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i was hitting my head on the keyboard cuz i was laughin so haaaarrrrddddddddddd... im gonna use that sometime!!! if i could give more than one star,i definitely would!!!!!!
haha that was funny
I heard that one today. :)
i think that would have to hury..lol
LOL
I feel sorta bad for him but that is too d@mn funny!! Star for you!!
lol
Luv it, totally gonna tell my friends. If i saw that my friends had the fruit stuck up their @ss i would lik take something really
soft and drop the watermelon... or hope that she'll lik it!
Have a star!!!
that was hilarious OMG!
Funny! 10!
Hahahaha!! Good joke... but I pity Arnold Schwarzenegger the most. He IS The Terminator after all... =)
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... O MY GOD U R HORIBBLE ! hes bringing water melons
lol..."arnold is bring watermelons"...this is soooo funny!
old one but good