Have you already heard this?!
Question: A teacher asks her class which part of your body goes to heaven first. One girl says " I think it's your mind because you need a mind to believe in God"
Then a boy raises his hand and says "I think your heart goes first because God is all about love".
Then little Johnny puts his hand up and calls out "It's your feet miss!"
The teacher asks him to explain, so he says "I was walking past my parents room last night and my Mum had her feet up in the air and was saying " Oh God, I'n coming!"
Luckily Dad was on top of her and holding her down"
Answers: A teacher asks her class which part of your body goes to heaven first. One girl says " I think it's your mind because you need a mind to believe in God"
Then a boy raises his hand and says "I think your heart goes first because God is all about love".
Then little Johnny puts his hand up and calls out "It's your feet miss!"
The teacher asks him to explain, so he says "I was walking past my parents room last night and my Mum had her feet up in the air and was saying " Oh God, I'n coming!"
Luckily Dad was on top of her and holding her down"
LOL... Never heard that before... ;0)
P.S Club Brandy how can you call anybody pathetic, check your avatar out!!!!
Leave the rewster alone!!!
Don't mention it, I hate haters!!!!
haha. never heard it before.
Funny
Ha ha ha!!
Dang, you made me pee my pants!!!
Thanks for the morning hilarity!!!
good 1
man, this is so funny! LMAO!
for sure she was comming
no, I haven't, lol
Heard it, but it still makes me do one of those dirty little laughs!!!! xx
Yup. It's been on Y!A at least 10 times
good one mate.I have some SPECIAL feeling now...
LMAO, that was funny as hell. Nope have not heard it!
never heard of it, LOL this is the coolest i ever heard b4
yes it was funny now can i have another please
Lmaooo That Is Funnniiiiiiie!!! =D
Nice.
Nice joke! Was good to get a laugh!
~ I hope you get a billion stars!
haha and I bet u were Johnny!
lmao thats really funny =D xx
now that andy is a cracker
star award my friend
ahh so thats why Skybluecarp keep jumping on me, hehehe
star time
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Excellent ha ha ha ,,,,
hahaha! very good.
well done.Little johnny is always naughty.is it no?
lol, very funny indeed. Is club Brandy not just being sarcastic
LOL,its dirty and funny he he!! :)
No I haven't ....Pretty good Pretty Good
You're so pathetic xxx