Man and wife jokes?!
Question: Man comes home early one afternoon, hoopin' and hollerin' "Honey!! Pack your bags, I just won the lottery!!" "OH MY GOODNESS", she says. "Where are we going?!"
"Nowhere... GET OUT!"
Guy comes home with a bear cub, explaining that a semi killed the mother and he can't leave it to fend for itself in the woods. The wife is, of course, not happy. "Where is it going to sleep?" she asked. "Oh with us", replied the man. "Well, what about the smell, the hair, the mess, all that?!" She asked. "Oh, he'll get used to it, I did."
4 guys out golfing, whining to each other about what they promised the wife they'd do after so they could go out golfing. 1st one says he'd paint the deck. 2nd one says he'd clean the garage. 3rd one says he'd build her the hutch she wanted. 4th guy silent, and they ask what he had to do. "I set my alarm on max volume for 4am. When it goes off, I roll her over and say golf course or intercourse? And she says 'It's supposed to be chilly today, take your sweater.'"
Answers: Man comes home early one afternoon, hoopin' and hollerin' "Honey!! Pack your bags, I just won the lottery!!" "OH MY GOODNESS", she says. "Where are we going?!"
"Nowhere... GET OUT!"
Guy comes home with a bear cub, explaining that a semi killed the mother and he can't leave it to fend for itself in the woods. The wife is, of course, not happy. "Where is it going to sleep?" she asked. "Oh with us", replied the man. "Well, what about the smell, the hair, the mess, all that?!" She asked. "Oh, he'll get used to it, I did."
4 guys out golfing, whining to each other about what they promised the wife they'd do after so they could go out golfing. 1st one says he'd paint the deck. 2nd one says he'd clean the garage. 3rd one says he'd build her the hutch she wanted. 4th guy silent, and they ask what he had to do. "I set my alarm on max volume for 4am. When it goes off, I roll her over and say golf course or intercourse? And she says 'It's supposed to be chilly today, take your sweater.'"
lmao! the first one was the best!
LMAO, the last one was the best!
ha ha ha
Ha,ha,ha!!
Brilliant!!
Thanks for the laughs!!
ROTFL, that last one was the best! I agree with the first guy!
niiceee !!!
last one was cute!
last one was good