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Question: Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, 'She'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married.

A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him.

Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted. He putt-putted down one hill and putt-putted up


Answers: Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, 'She'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married.

A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him.

Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted. He putt-putted down one hill and putt-putted up

HAHAHA! omg that is the funniest joke i ever heard.
thanks for the laughh =]

how come none of them passed out?

hahahaha

cheers
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omg i would be soooooooo embarrassed!!!!!!!!!
shadow

Very funny...I've heard this one before...I love it!

LOL
Long, but worth reading.
Thank you for sharing

omg!!!!!! i wasn't expecting that, that is sooo embarrasing i would die if that were me!!!

Wow that is an awesome joke, I was expecting beans as his surprise.

unbelievable. i had to read this thing to my mother, thats how funny i thought it was. i was literally roflmfao :)

100 stars!!!!!!!

Funny! 100!

omg... that was soooooo funny... i thought it was gonna be like bowls of baked beans or something....

aw jeez



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