Who thinks this is funny??? hillary clinton joke!!!???!
Question: Bill Clinton in Heaven (the title is a joke itself)
Bill Clinton died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh," said Bill, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where's Hillary's clock?" Bill asked.
"her clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Answers: Bill Clinton in Heaven (the title is a joke itself)
Bill Clinton died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh," said Bill, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where's Hillary's clock?" Bill asked.
"her clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
not just funny!!! its HILARY-OUS!!! lolololol
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lol thats just wrong haha....should be bushes clock....
I love that joke. i saw it a few years back...it was funny then and it is still funny
Very funny, have a star!
Good one!!
That one is pretty good.
Dana
Cool you should exchanged it with Bush name.
hahhaha
cute,but your might be next to hers....
That joke was funny.
Hillary for president now thats funny.
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