Judge and Lawyer Joke?!
Question: At the start of an important trial, the attorney calls his first witness to the stand. She seems like a sweet , elderly woman. He approaches her and asks, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responds, 'Why, yes, I do know you since you were a young boy. You've become a huge disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You realise you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer is stunned. Not knowing what else to do he points across the room and asks, 'Mrs Jones, do you know the defence attorney?'
She replies, 'Why, of course I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. I used to babysit for his parents. And he, also, is a real disappointment. He is lazy, bigoted, never has a nice word to say about anybody, and he drinks like a fish. He's been divorced five times, and everybody knows that his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state.
Answers: At the start of an important trial, the attorney calls his first witness to the stand. She seems like a sweet , elderly woman. He approaches her and asks, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responds, 'Why, yes, I do know you since you were a young boy. You've become a huge disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You realise you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer is stunned. Not knowing what else to do he points across the room and asks, 'Mrs Jones, do you know the defence attorney?'
She replies, 'Why, of course I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. I used to babysit for his parents. And he, also, is a real disappointment. He is lazy, bigoted, never has a nice word to say about anybody, and he drinks like a fish. He's been divorced five times, and everybody knows that his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state.
Good one, Now only if it would come true.
kind of funny.
That's a LoL joke! I love that joke since the time I first jeard it! It never gets old!
Thats good, real good. lol :D
haha not a rofl but an lol
he he, that's funny
nice
LMAO I hate lawyers and judges for that matter!!!freaggin pricks
ha ha ha heard it before........
LOL
LOLLLL
Funny! 100!
lol thats funny =]
that's one i'll pass on to my lawyer friend, she will fall out over this one