Old joke...?!

Question: A grasshopper hops into a bar and jumps up onto a stool. The bartender says to the grasshopper "Say, did you know there's a drink named after you?" And the grasshopper says "There's a drink named Melvin?"

So, "Melvin" orders a gin & tonic. The bartender says "That'll be $12.00 for the drink. You know, we don't get many grasshoppers in here." And "Melvin" replied "Well, at these prices it's no wonder."

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Answers: A grasshopper hops into a bar and jumps up onto a stool. The bartender says to the grasshopper "Say, did you know there's a drink named after you?" And the grasshopper says "There's a drink named Melvin?"

So, "Melvin" orders a gin & tonic. The bartender says "That'll be $12.00 for the drink. You know, we don't get many grasshoppers in here." And "Melvin" replied "Well, at these prices it's no wonder."

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what do you call a mushroom who goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink? A Fungi (get it? fun guy) lololololololololololoLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL...

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not funny.

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How old is this joke? Sounds like something George Burns or Bob Hope would say.

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funny

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yeah funny this is

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lol.

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cute

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