Di you think this one is funny too?!
Question: A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
Answers: A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."
The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
Hi Greybeard.
Good one - star for you !
Yes, lol, you made me laugh! : )
ha ha ha lol its great
it is funny and i would laugh if i knew what a hearse was
If George Burns were telling it, it would be hilarious!
lol
brilliant, star for you!
far out man!!! great one!! starred!!
yes i found it funny have a star ha!ha,.!!
Lol!!
Yes I do think it`s very funny ha ha ha ,,,,
lol !
A good one.
lol...that made me laugh...star
good oldie goldie
funny !
I`m lovingit! Fair comment from the driver. lol
hehehe! funny
ROFL!!!!!!!!
Is this what is known as deadpan humour.