Grandma & Grandpa fighting...?!
Question: 2 young men named Sam & Joe are talking about their families. Sam tells Joe about the big fight his grandparents had just the other night.
Sam: Just before they got into bed, Grandpa told Grandma that he wanted a divorce, even though they've been married for over 60 years. Grandma got so mad she took a swing at Grandpa and broke all his teeth!
Joe: Oh my God! Your grandmother must be at least 80 years old. How did a frail old lady like that ever break all his teeth?
Sam: Well, when she slapped at him, he stepped out of the way at the last second and she knocked the glass with his dentures off the nightstand and his teeth ended up getting smashed to bits when the glass they were in landed on the hardwood floor!
Answers: 2 young men named Sam & Joe are talking about their families. Sam tells Joe about the big fight his grandparents had just the other night.
Sam: Just before they got into bed, Grandpa told Grandma that he wanted a divorce, even though they've been married for over 60 years. Grandma got so mad she took a swing at Grandpa and broke all his teeth!
Joe: Oh my God! Your grandmother must be at least 80 years old. How did a frail old lady like that ever break all his teeth?
Sam: Well, when she slapped at him, he stepped out of the way at the last second and she knocked the glass with his dentures off the nightstand and his teeth ended up getting smashed to bits when the glass they were in landed on the hardwood floor!
Lovely joke! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'll give you a star!!!
funny. <3
rated C for corny
that's not funny...i get it,but it still is not funny
haha love this one
new it would end something like that.
Worst joke i've ever read.
eh. its funny but not that funny
its cute ^__^
LOL funny and cute!!!**
that has the potential to be a gud joke theres just something about the punchline. It doesnt hit you hard enough.