A blonde joke followed by a joke my 5 year old daughter tells me every night?!


Question: A blonde women started to work at a school as a teacher. It came to break time, and while she was on duty she noticed a girl standing on her own and thought nothing of it. Later in the day when lunch time came she noticed the same girl on her own again, while other children were enjoying a game of football. She decided to go over to the girl and asked her if she was alright, the girl replied "Yes" and the teacher said "Why are you always on your own here?" to which the girl replied "Because I'm the goalie!"


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remember she is only 5 but loves it and giggles every night when she tells me
and i mean every night.









Knock Knock
Who's there
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's There
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's There
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's There
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad i didn't say Banana


Answers: A blonde women started to work at a school as a teacher. It came to break time, and while she was on duty she noticed a girl standing on her own and thought nothing of it. Later in the day when lunch time came she noticed the same girl on her own again, while other children were enjoying a game of football. She decided to go over to the girl and asked her if she was alright, the girl replied "Yes" and the teacher said "Why are you always on your own here?" to which the girl replied "Because I'm the goalie!"


Scroll Down for my daughters joke
remember she is only 5 but loves it and giggles every night when she tells me
and i mean every night.









Knock Knock
Who's there
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's There
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's There
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's There
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad i didn't say Banana

lol 10 stars for your daughter bless her

hahaha very good.

haha bless her little cottons lol

I am a little slow...

i can't understand your joke

Both really good, and your daughter is developing a great sense of humor.

Aren't kid jokes the absolute best?

Have a good day.

haha Made me laugh!! I used to love the same knock knock joke!!! Said it all the time when I was younger!

hi i can sympathise i am sure its a nursery joke as my daughter used to say that one all the time also shes 7 and still says it now and again

lol. The blonde joke was good, I've heard the Knock Knock from my 5 yr. old daughter a hundred times too. And a thousand times before she was born. lol The funniest joke my daughter has ever told me: How do you catch a unique bird? U-nique up on it. Don't know why, was hilarious to me. Never heard it before.

aawww I used to say that one when I was wee too! :)

lol, i like your daughters joke too, both jokes 10/10. you can have a star!!!

Woah, that is such a weird coincidence!!!! My boyfriend told me a joke practically the same, except it wasn't a blonde and she was working as a guidance counselor. Also, she asked a BOY if she could be his friend. Otherwise, the rest is the same. So yeah I thought that was a really weird coincidence. And your daughter's joke is a classic joke that I never get tired of hearing. Later:)

so cute

awww bless @ yor little girls joke not yours lol

She sounds like a blessing!!!

& I know her mother loves her very much!!

Cause shes following in the same footprints!!!

LOL !!! :)

Thats my favorite Knock knock!! that one and Boo....Boo who!!!

Star for your daughter, that's cute lol.

lol, that's excellent for a 5 year old.Clever girl, isn't she?.Star for her.

for a 5 year old that is very good, she gets a star from me

Your joke was good!!
10/10

Bless your daughter, sounds like she's gonna follow in your footsteps, wait til she's old enough to ask for a joke book!

Star for you, and one for your daughter * *

How cute, have a star

Your daughter will be a lovely person to know later in life

oooo!!

why doesn't the dinosaur roar?






because he's dead!!!!!!!!!


haha my lil bro told me that.

Looks like another "joke fairy" in the making! lol.

LOL

LMSUIAOSFHISMS You just gotta say it "The girls got talent".
It must be rubbing off from her funny mother. Thanks for the laugh.

The first joke is really funny! You've done it again!

=D Your daughter sounds adorable, I love little kids with a sense of humor. She must get it from you! I remember telling that joke when I was little...I still love it!



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