Crude Jokes?!


Question: Q. Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman?
A. Because you have to hollow the head out.
Q. What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
A. Strip Poker
Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
A. See you next period.
Q. What's the hardest thing about a sex change operation?
A. Inserting the anchovies.
Q. What do you do in case of fallout?
A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
Q. What do you call a female clown?
A. A Clunt
Q. How did the gay break his leg at the golf course?
A. He fell off the ball washer!
Q. Why do horny women order at Subway?
A. Footlongs
Q. What is the definition of a perfect lover?
A. A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.
Q. If your mother and father have a baby and its not your sister or your brother, who is it?
A. It's you, you idiot!
Q. What's the difference between big foot and your mom?
A. Your mom is better in bed.
Q. What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A. A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.
Q. Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A. Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
Q. What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A. A c*ck that stays up all night.
Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A. A rumor


Answers: Q. Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman?
A. Because you have to hollow the head out.
Q. What is the only game in which the more you lose, the more you have to show for it?
A. Strip Poker
Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
A. See you next period.
Q. What's the hardest thing about a sex change operation?
A. Inserting the anchovies.
Q. What do you do in case of fallout?
A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
Q. What do you call a female clown?
A. A Clunt
Q. How did the gay break his leg at the golf course?
A. He fell off the ball washer!
Q. Why do horny women order at Subway?
A. Footlongs
Q. What is the definition of a perfect lover?
A. A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.
Q. If your mother and father have a baby and its not your sister or your brother, who is it?
A. It's you, you idiot!
Q. What's the difference between big foot and your mom?
A. Your mom is better in bed.
Q. What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A. A good lawyer knows the law, but a great lawyer knows the judge.
Q. Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A. Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
Q. What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A. A c*ck that stays up all night.
Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A. A rumor

I liked `em ha ha ha have a star,,,,

some of those are OK.
I'm not exactly laughing out loud though!

ha ha ha thats great

what has two legs and bleeds
half a dog.

whats black and hot and sits at the top of the stairs
steven hawking in a house fire.

lol funny

hahahahaha i like that

LOL!!!!!

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Funny

I don't get the whole "inserting the anchovies" one. The rest are alright.

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hehehe, loved em hun, pmsl

star time

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LMAO!!!!!!!! some gems in there.

thanks again

hahaha brill.
seems the phantom downthumber troll has been so I toped them up in ups just in case

lol and nasty haha.

LOL

hahaha those are funny. lol

Lol Honey I loved them all,but the lawyer is best seeing me arsehole brother-in-law is one,here have a star.xxxxxxx

good one

hahaha...awesome....have a star

Gold star! I'm still trying to learn to breathe through my ears! lol.

LOL

A Clunt! LMSUIAOSFHISMS I just loved that one thanks

Very Funnie Even If I am an Idiot!!!

LOL!!!

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