A good bar Joke?!
Question: A man walks into a bar and notices a 5 gallon water bottle at the end of the bar filled with $20 bills. He oders a beer and asks the bartender "What the bottle is for?" The Bartender replies "If you put $20 in the bottle and complete three tasks you win all of it's contents. But I warn you the tasks are difficult."
"What are the tasks?" Asks the man.
The bartender explains
"1st you have to knock out that big tough biker over there with one blow.
2nd you have to make that big ugly lesbian over there have an orgasm.
3rd I have a pit bull in the back with a toothache and it needs to be pulled."
"Wow!" The man replied "Those are hard tasks."
"Leave me a bottle of tequilla and maybe I'll try."
After the whole bottle he runs over and throws his $20 in. He then Busts the empty bottle over the biker's head and knocks him out with one blow. Then, he runs out back. You hear growling and fighting for over 5 mins. He comes into the bar and says "O.K. Where's the dyke with the toothache?
Answers: A man walks into a bar and notices a 5 gallon water bottle at the end of the bar filled with $20 bills. He oders a beer and asks the bartender "What the bottle is for?" The Bartender replies "If you put $20 in the bottle and complete three tasks you win all of it's contents. But I warn you the tasks are difficult."
"What are the tasks?" Asks the man.
The bartender explains
"1st you have to knock out that big tough biker over there with one blow.
2nd you have to make that big ugly lesbian over there have an orgasm.
3rd I have a pit bull in the back with a toothache and it needs to be pulled."
"Wow!" The man replied "Those are hard tasks."
"Leave me a bottle of tequilla and maybe I'll try."
After the whole bottle he runs over and throws his $20 in. He then Busts the empty bottle over the biker's head and knocks him out with one blow. Then, he runs out back. You hear growling and fighting for over 5 mins. He comes into the bar and says "O.K. Where's the dyke with the toothache?
not funny at all
Tee hee
funny made me laugh
wait what happens to the lesbian!!!!!!!
hahahahaha made me laugh
nice..
I can't stop laughing at that one!!